Mothers Day Coloring Pages
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Since 1914, the second sunday of May has been celebrated as Mother's Day in honor of the most wonderful person in each family. We all celebrate Mother’s Day on the second sunday of every May by giving gifts to Mom.
Here is a way to create your own greeting card for Mom. Print out a black and white Mother's Day Coloring Picture from this album of Mothers Day Coloring Pages and customize it with your own message and colors.
Here is a list of couple of things that can be found in the mothers' dictionary:- Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.
- Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
- Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
- Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
- Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
- Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
- Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Here are some Mother's Day Jokes:
A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: "My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick up things. What am I?" When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word Mother
The Stages Of Motherhood4 Years Of Age - My Mommy can do anything;
8 Years Of Age - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot
12 Years Of Age -My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 Years Of Age -Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either
16 Years Of Age -Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned
18 Years Of Age -That old woman? She's way out of date
25 Years Of Age -Well, she might know a little bit about it
35 Years Of Age -Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion
45 Years Of Age -Wonder what Mom would have thought about it
65 Years Of Age -Wish, I could talk it over with Mom
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.”
She immediately replies, “The one on the right.”
“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you Know?”
The mother replies, “I don’t like her.”
Here are some Mother's Day Quotes:
“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.”
Mildred B. Vermont.
"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.” ~ Author Unknown
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” ~ Tenneva Jordan
“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” ~ LisaAlther
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ~ Mark Twain
